africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

(Source: cowboybeboop, via beyoncebeytwice)

brandnewswastikas:

I buy special underwear that look like they already have stains in the crotch and butthole area so my significant other won’t notice any additional stains that my leaky body creates. 

(via nayx)

hidden-war:

I love when people blame natural disasters on gay people.

It makes me feel powerful. 

(via swagoraphobia)

raposabee:

cynically-colorblind:

raposaboo:

cynically-colorblind:

I believe orgasms are a mutation or a glitch in the human body. They don’t seem natural.

teenager on the internet seems to know where it s at in biology

I am almost 17. I understand biology. Humans are mutated.

(via grindrfamous)